WHALE YOU HERP DERP WITH ME?

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fitnessluvr:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

wow

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lolzpicx:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move

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fitblrguy:

I’m so….. loss of words… this is just…

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monicatramos:

Trouble Sleeping.
I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is.

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So according to my dad, I’m,”…a shameless lowlife who is beyond selfish and is worse than a kid who’s never been disicplined and that I know nothing about family.” Cause that will definitely boost my already low self-esteem and not make me hang myself. Oh and we’re no longer on “speaking” terms. He says he’s so disgusted by me and that I will never be like my brother. This is coming from the person who is suppose to love me and give me a chance to explain myself. Well gee thanks dad, cause your screaming and cussing will definitely make me apologize. Maybe it would be best if you just had one son.

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